lil Memaws seo WEB Ticks

This is the first in my series of web triks!

Im gonna tell you all about how to feed the lil google robot and the lil yahhoo robot and the lil msn robot all the other lil robots too!

did you know that magical lil robots live on the internet and visit your website while your sleeping??? I didin know!!!!

its kinda like santa clause for websites prolly!!!!! my mommy says you have to feed them. i said kinda like leaving milk and cookies for santa? she said they eat diffent kind of stuff! i asked do they eat carrots? and my mommy said no memaw its a tottly different kind of food… and so i say:

OHHH NO WAY!!! i love food products!!! tell me more!!!!!!

she said they eat the words on your websit! and i said:

MOMMY!!! but then don’t the words dissapear?

and she said they don’t but it doesn’t make any sense… then she reminded me they are magical!!!!

anyway here’s my top 4 seo web ticks to feed the lil website robots!!!

my mommy says the lil robots can’t read really well, so you have to repeat yourself alot with littl keywords so they can keep up better!!!
and my mommy says the lil robots get distracted really easily so you should prolly ceeate lil sentences that sum evey thing up reak qick – lil desciptions!!!
she said they’ really playful lil robots and they like mazes and stuff… so if you put a lot of links everywhere they stay longer cus its more fun….kinda like a lil robot playground!!!
and she said they cant see my cute lil pictures so i have to describe all the pictures for them!!!! im gonna try but i might just be too cute for words!!! poor lil robots they’ll never see my sassy lil memaw pics!!!!